Cynicism and Alcoholism

They always did go hand in hand...

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Mum:

I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago

Me:

Which one?

Mum:

It was something like 'orphan is the new black'

Me:

That's two separate shows

Mum:

No

there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot

and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian

because she was going out with that blonde lady

Me:

That still could be either show

Mum:

I think there were clones

Me:

There we go.

“When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.”

—   

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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smartgirlsattheparty:

whocutsyourjib:

Working on a coloring book

Amy P. and Beyonce by Smart Girl Miden :)

smartgirlsattheparty:

whocutsyourjib:

Working on a coloring book

Amy P. and Beyonce by Smart Girl Miden :)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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Avengers Photoset #38

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