Cynicism and Alcoholism

They always did go hand in hand...

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

(via heyfunniest)

A limerick:

infinitemachine:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

::Slow applause::

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feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

(Source: saansastarks, via lyxdelsic)

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noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via wholetjackdrive)

meme4u:

cool

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via jon-snow)

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best-of-imgur:

How the dinosaurs really died
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